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Feb 07

Like Lemmings.

So the University is getting rid of its mascot, Chief Illinwek. It’s not like I care or anything, but it’s a good way to photoshop a lot of the U of I Whores into a rather quick comic. By Friday (I’ll be done with most of my tests and papers) I should have some better quality comics.

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Apr 06

It Could Get A Lot Worse.

Finally! The formal introduction of Caitlin the Psycho-Bitch Ex-Girlfriend! She’s one of my favorite characters — so evil and so dark. Plus, drawing the broken heart symbol and her long bangs is utter art joy.

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Mar 05
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Aug 04

A Simple Greeting From Your Friends at SausageFest.

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During the first days of moving back to U of I, I went to the nearby grocery store. Everywhere I turned, I saw blue and orange Chief Illiniwek/Illini gear. Does everybody have to know that you/your offspring go to school here? It’s not like we knew otherwise….

School pride. Go figure.

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Mar 04

March Madness.


March Madness: a serious mental health problem.

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Oct 03

Seliena the PC FAA Student VS. The U of I Whore.


As many of you U of Iers know, there is a huge debate over the University of Illinois’ mascot, Chief Illiniwek. Many people — particularly alumni who hold onto old traditions — advocate the Chief. Others deem the mascot to be very discriminatory towards Native Americans. The campus is pretty much split. As for me, I’m just apathetic and am taking advantage over the whole situation.

Seliena the PC FAA Student is the perfect character to represent the Anti-Chief crowd, while the U of I Whore represents the latter. Of course, the football team has been sucking the past few years, so it doesn’t make sense to be very proud of the school.

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Oct 03

The U of I Whore.


I created the U of I Whore after noticing a lot of people, on a regular day, just wearing too much University of Illinois clothes — shirt, hat, even pants that say “Illinois” on the ass. I happen to find too much school spirit to be very disturbing.


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