You Drink. You Drive. You Lose. (Oliver Chang Helped Me Create This Comic)

This comic was a spoof of a PSA commercial. The actual promo starts off with a cop pulling over a blatantly intoxicated driver. When the policeman asks the driver if he’d been drinking, the driver honestly and openly says, “Yeah, just a few!” Then the words “YOU DRINK. YOU DRIVE. YOU LOSE.” appear on the screen.

Now I don’t encourage drinking and driving… unless you’re really good at it or you drove to the bar and it’s a really long walk back to your apartment. Then you have my half-consent.

Black on Black.

Parking in Urbana-Champaign, particularly within campus limits, is not only hard to find, but the parking police are real assmunches. They’ll ticket you if you’re a minute late, and the police amount over a million dollars a year in parking tickets. Pays for their donuts, I guess.