05
Apr 06

Carded.


So how evil is Caitlin? Well…

And yes, the real ZCC was a bar bouncer for some time.

13
Mar 06

Art of Seduction: Attempt #3.


Little known fact: I started the “Rules of Attraction” storyline before I updated Jeffro’s current hairstyle. When I decided to continue the arc, I photoshopped Jeffro’s old hair out and replaced with the current one.

24
Oct 05

Halloween Week.

The 2005 Illini Homecoming game was indeed horrific.

04
May 05

Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.


Burger King’s Tendercrisp sandwiches are delicious and are great coping mechanisms when you’ve lost someone. When my grandfather passed, I could only find solace in the King’s breaded chicken.

It’s also true that Champaign is synonymous with a lot of crime, and the outer limits of the area really are full of drug dealers.

Blogs… what can’t they tell you?

13
Sep 04
06
Aug 04

Fall Preview.


What’s in store for the Fall 2004 comics?

31
Mar 04

Through the Walls.


This remains one of the more popular comics because, seriously, who hasn’t heard their neighbor having sex?

05
Mar 04

Rejected Sausage-Fest Characters.


Another interlude to the Rules of Attraction storyline. It is also the first appearance of John Wilkes Embryo, a very popular (albeit contraversial) character.

04
Feb 04

The Other Cartoonists.


I asked the other cartoonists to draw their characters nude for me. They were more than willing to oblige. Low blow, low brow comic if you ask me, but the masses seemed to enjoy it.

03
Feb 04

Poor, Dirty Hippy-Skater.


I had to photoshop Matt Yurkanin’s characters. Also, the resulting leakage of Yurk’s clogged toilet continues onto the very controversial “I Hate Pam” comic. Why the Daily Illini still has this comic up demonstrates their idiocy. Ooh, did I say that?


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