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Feb 07

Sexaholics.

It’s been a while since Cyrus the Whiny Nuclear Engineer and Kelly the Nympho made an appearance. Anyhoo, this comic was supposed to be published on Monday as a pre-Valentine’s Day comic, but it took longer to ink than I expected. Plus the little hearts were a bitch to draw.

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May 06

Tying Up Loose Ends.


Again with the delays! What’s wrong with me? Anyway, it’s always fun to tie up loose ends. In other news, I — along with others — have a gallery opening this Thursday…


Grand Opening
7 pm – 9 pm
Thursday, May 4th
Wings Gallery
425 Fawell Blvd.
Glen Ellyn, IL 60137

The show runs through May 2006, and I’ll be showcasing a lot of my Sausage-Fest work. There will be refreshments and (if my package comes in on time), I’ll be giving away free buttons. This is your only chance, my friends, before I inflate the price and charge you all up the ass for Sausage-Fest buttons! SCROOGE MCDUCK!

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Mar 06

Art of Seduction: Attempt #4.


My apologies for the lack of updates; Spring Break and all. Anyway, during my week-long absence, I’ve updated the FAQ and the About/Acknowledgements section with some new material. I hope you guys enjoy them, because it was really fun writing them.

As for this specific comic, I drew it at the Daily Illini office, and I didn’t have access to the filters/custom shapes that I regularly used on my home computer. Hence, the text bubbles are much simpler.

On a side note, my friend Chris Rojas said that Cyrus is pretty popular with the Nuclear Engineers at UIUC. Maybe Cyrus’ personality and demeanor isn’t that far from the truth…?

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Mar 06

Art of Seduction: Attempt #3.


Little known fact: I started the “Rules of Attraction” storyline before I updated Jeffro’s current hairstyle. When I decided to continue the arc, I photoshopped Jeffro’s old hair out and replaced with the current one.

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Mar 06

Art of Seduction: Attempt #2.


I like the word mook.

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Mar 06

Art of Seduction: Attempt #1.


Sorry for the delay. I fell asleep.

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Mar 06

Kelly the Nympho.


This comic marks the debut of the popular Kelly the Nympho. Apparently, all the female fans love her. Kelly, like most of the characters, are based off real people. The real Kelly is a sweet and wholesome gal, yet was supposedly really kinky with her old boyfriend.

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Sep 04

If AIM Profiles Ruled the World.


One of the more popular comics, because well, this comic speaks the truth about the inanity of AIM profiles.


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