07
May 04

Studying for Finals.


Another colored comic! Seriously, though, students do almost anything not to study for finals.

30
Apr 04

Alcohol is Also Your Anti-Drug.


Anyone else find it incredibly ironic that Caffeinated Tim is telling Aaron that he has a drug problem? Oh, the layers of comedy!

22
Apr 04

Captain Planet (Amanda Beltramini Wrote This Comic).


I never could understand how “Heart” can be special power. Then again, I never could understand Captain Planet’s mullet.

12
Apr 04

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 3.


Now I’ve never seen The Passion, but I can only speculate how it ends… fiery, explosive finish and Jesus gets the girl.

08
Apr 04

Care Bears?


Once you think about it, making people happy by shining a tummy-ray on them isn’t exactly a great superpower…

31
Mar 04

Through the Walls.


This remains one of the more popular comics because, seriously, who hasn’t heard their neighbor having sex?

30
Mar 04

They Buy Books for Mysterious Boxes.


The premiere of Random Chicken, the chicken who appears randomly for no reason whatsoever!The disembodied voice crying “The box! Go for the box!” is a reference to the great Weird Al Yankovic movie, UHF.

19
Mar 04

College Survival Tips: Spring Break Edition.


I never went anywhere for Spring Break. Instead, I wrote cynical and sarcastic comics about Spring Breakers.

16
Mar 04

Toxicity.


Drawn briefly after Britney Spears released her “Toxic” music video. Of course, who doesn’t want to slap Britney Spears when she’s talking?

12
Mar 04

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