02
Sep 04

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.


For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

30
Aug 04

Punk’d!


POISON’D!
Whatever did happen to “Punk’d,” by the way?

25
Aug 04

Are Animals That Stupid?


Interstate 57 is a rural highway that students use to get to Champaign from Chicago (or anywhere in northern Illinois). As such, a lot of dead animals (raccoons, birds, possums, and even deer) are found along the road.

From my own experiences, there have been several times that birds will swoop down into the middle of oncoming traffic (not avoiding the airspace just above speeding cars) and barely hit my car. My question is, are these type of animals stupid or simply suicidal? If the latter, I feel sorry for them. They have many an offspring to live for…

20
Aug 04

The Olympics.


Did anyone see the 2004 Summer Olympics?

06
Aug 04

Fall Preview.


What’s in store for the Fall 2004 comics?

03
Aug 04

Romeo and Juliet… PUNK’D!


I mean, it’s the perfect prank!

21
Jul 04
14
Jul 04

The Sausage-Fest Guide On How To Annoy People: Volume 1.


Making made-up drinks is fun, and the raunchier and the more inappropriate it is, the more fun you’ll have.

07
Jul 04

Mary-Kate is a Sexy Twig.


I could see the Olson Twins turning into drug addicts; working with Bob Saget.

My favorite part of the comic: Chris’s reflection in the coffee. I think I executed that well.

30
Jun 04

The Lesbian Bar.


Seliena the PC FAA Student… a lesbian?


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