03
Sep 04

I-PODS GIVE YOU CANCER.


I don’t own an i-Pod, but with their sudden popularity, you need to wonder what if it really did cause cancer? I mean, remember the advent of cellphones, and how they were rumoured to cause brain tumors?

I wish I had an i-Pod…

25
Aug 04

Are Animals That Stupid?


Interstate 57 is a rural highway that students use to get to Champaign from Chicago (or anywhere in northern Illinois). As such, a lot of dead animals (raccoons, birds, possums, and even deer) are found along the road.

From my own experiences, there have been several times that birds will swoop down into the middle of oncoming traffic (not avoiding the airspace just above speeding cars) and barely hit my car. My question is, are these type of animals stupid or simply suicidal? If the latter, I feel sorry for them. They have many an offspring to live for…

20
Aug 04

The Olympics.


Did anyone see the 2004 Summer Olympics?

06
Aug 04

Fall Preview.


What’s in store for the Fall 2004 comics?

03
Aug 04

Romeo and Juliet… PUNK’D!


I mean, it’s the perfect prank!

23
Jul 04

Sideways Hydraulics.


It’s called driftin’.

07
Jul 04

Mary-Kate is a Sexy Twig.


I could see the Olson Twins turning into drug addicts; working with Bob Saget.

My favorite part of the comic: Chris’s reflection in the coffee. I think I executed that well.

18
Jun 04

Father’s Day Cards!


Much like the Valentine’s Day Cards, I created some for Father’s Day. And, for your information, “The Silver Bullet” is an infamous strip club here in Champaign-Urbana.

15
Jun 04

4 Types of Summer Season Animals.


There really are 4 types of students during summer vacation; I’m the 4th.

14
Jun 04

New Summer Ideas.


Everyone needs a summer gimmick…


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