30
Aug 05

Indie Rawk Jeffro.


“Plans” is a great album, and I fucking love Ben Gibbard! INDIE POWER GO!

28
Aug 05

I Hate Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren.


Honestly, I really don’t like Nancy Grace or her show. Her news coverage is sentimental clap-trap-crap. Maybe I just don’t like people with Southern accents…

26
Aug 05

Incoming Freshmen.


This was published on the first Friday before the 2005 Fall Semester began, and I can assure you all the incoming students went out and partied that night.Oh freshmen…

Artistically speaking, I enjoyed drawing the leaves’ shadows on Nigel and Randy.

22
Aug 05

How I Spent My Summer Vacation.


So it begins again… The comic is pretty self-explanatory — and it’s all true!

25
May 05

We Need a Toaster / The Sixth Roommate.


The Sausage-Fest crew gains a 6th roommate, ZCC. In later comics, however, ZCC’s face appears on the toaster; I love drawing his face, namely stippling in his beard.

And so ends year 2.

24
May 05

A Box of Legos.


This was around the time when Pope John Paul II and comedian Mitch Hedberg passed away.

Lastly, it’s really cool that Death likes to play the PS2 and has pigtails.

20
May 05

Unexpected Terror!


My favorite part of drawing this comic was the rain and the soft glow it casts on everyone.

Oh, and the Smashtastic Destructo-Bot returns. Full circle, folks.

06
May 05

Bananarama.


The site was indeed temporary…

How would it feel going to your own reasonably priced funeral anyway?

06
May 05

Hollaback Girl.


Car beats squirrel.
Toilet beats toilet paper.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrom beats fetus.
Factory hot dog processing machine beats raccoon.
Rock beats scissors.
But nothing beats banana!

Any reincarnation of ZCC will have the trademark hair curl.

04
May 05

Aaron Eats a Burger with Fixin’s.


Doing drugs is bad. Unless it makes you feel good. So do drugs if it makes you feel good, which is not bad. Don’t talk to strangers!

And yes, Aaron will do anything, as long as it gets him high. Believe me, he certainly doesn’t talk to strangers. Strange, talking sandwiches, however, are a different story…


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