Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

You Drink. You Drive. You Lose. (Oliver Chang Helped Me Create This Comic)

This comic was a spoof of a PSA commercial. The actual promo starts off with a cop pulling over a blatantly intoxicated driver. When the policeman asks the driver if he’d been drinking, the driver honestly and openly says, “Yeah, just a few!” Then the words “YOU DRINK. YOU DRIVE. YOU LOSE.” appear on the screen.

Now I don’t encourage drinking and driving… unless you’re really good at it or you drove to the bar and it’s a really long walk back to your apartment. Then you have my half-consent.

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.

For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

Just Give Me Jesus.

Does anyone like Christians who go door-to-door and try to spread the good word of the Lord? Maybe the next time those folks come by my door, I’ll say, “I’m a practicing Satanist! Avada Kedavra!” and then slam the door on them…

Swords.

Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.

The Sausage-Fest Guide On How To Annoy People: Volume 1.

Making made-up drinks is fun, and the raunchier and the more inappropriate it is, the more fun you’ll have.

Types of Annoying Concert Goers.

I wrote this comic after a bad concert experience. I believe it was Spoon, and I encountered the Pushy Drunk Couple.

Duder’s Harem Reduced.

A lot of people do go home for the summer… and clearly, Duder’s harem of idiots have been reduced to three.

4 Types of Summer Season Animals.

There really are 4 types of students during summer vacation; I’m the 4th.

Pulling Out All The Punches.

The last comic of my first year. A summation of everything college, I suppose.