03
Nov 04

I Heart Maury Povich.


Who doesn’t love Maury?

29
Oct 04

Halloween Tips 2004.


Dressing my characters in Halloween costumes is a yearly tradition.

28
Oct 04

Mike and Trick-Or-Treaters.


Two questions: do children ever go trick-or-treating around UIUC? And why does everyone seem to own that damned Belushi poster?

27
Oct 04

Last Minute Costume Ideas!


I’d like to thank my roommate Tom for posing for these pics.

25
Oct 04

What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?


Start of a week of Halloween-themed comics.

14
Oct 04

5 Things Kyle the Duck Says During an Orgasm.


I was running low on ideas and overwhelmed by midterms, so I asked a friend to write the dialogue for this comic. Worked well, I think.

07
Oct 04

I Just Watched Saved.

Inspired by the movie Saved!. Also inspired by my youth.

05
Oct 04

Snow White and the Seven Sexually-Transmitted Dwarves.

You have to wonder if any of the dwarves made a pass at Snow White. Then again, it’s seven men living together, so chances are they were gay.

22
Sep 04

If AIM Profiles Ruled the World.


One of the more popular comics, because well, this comic speaks the truth about the inanity of AIM profiles.

21
Sep 04

A Good Away Message.


Sometimes I spend an uncanny amount of time trying to come up with a suitable away message. I hate using TV/movie quotes or song lyrics… unless I’m depressed, which is pretty much all the time.


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