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Apr 05

Smashtastic Destructo-Bot.


Smashtastic Destructo-Bot was first introduced (or constructed) here, during the “Rules of Attraction” storyline.

Oh, and it wasn’t the final storyline; just the last one of the school year.

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Apr 05

Hash Wednesday.


I once had a roommate who smoked weed almost everyday, and I could tell he was lighting up from the smell emanating from his bedroom. He is perhaps one of the most sensible and responsible people I have ever met.

On the day of April 20th, a lot of people’s away messages advocated the ganja. Dang hippies, then again it’s college…

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Apr 05

A Pope Comic.


I wonder if there really was a line to heaven, would certain people get precedence?

To you, JP2…

15
Apr 05

Happy Mom’s Weekend.


Mom’s Weekend is the time where mothers drive down to U of I and (in most cases) get drunk with their children. If I had a video camera, I bet I can convince some maternal units to take off their tops… as they probably sing Neil Diamond songs.

You should see the uncensored version of Drunk Mom’s chest…

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Apr 05

Squirrels are Mucho Evil.


I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: squirrels are evil… Seriously, one time, I had a stare-down face-off with a squirrel.

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Apr 05

Support Day of Silence.


Day of Silence advocates gay rights and tolerance, and it’s pretty self-explanatory. As the name implies, supporters refuse to speak in order to symbolize the silencing of LGBT students and their rights.

Around campus here, supporters set up a few stands on the Quad. As always there are the conservative, Christian Right who protest and harass the supporters. In this comic, I wanted to both support the homosexual lifestyle while poking fun at conservatives.

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Apr 05

A Completely Non-Sequitur April Fool’s Comic.


This year for April Fool’s Day, the other cartoonists and I decided to make some Mad Lib comics. Make up your own adventure, I guess.

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