Life’s a Bitch.

I’m sorry, but everyone knows Kentucky Fried Chicken is delicious. And seriously, who doesn’t use the couch cushions as a makeshift napkin?

Murphy Brown’s.

When your town is getting destroyed by a giant robot, what would you do? Go to Murphy Brown’s Pub, of course!

I Like the Word “Amok.”

All senior engineering students have to design and work on a final project. They often have a company sponsor their final projects.

Also, for your information, LAS stands for “Liberal Arts and Sciences,” and LAS majors remain rivals to engineering students.

I also must reiterate that I like the word “amok.”

Smashtastic Destructo-Bot.

Smashtastic Destructo-Bot was first introduced (or constructed) here, during the “Rules of Attraction” storyline.

Oh, and it wasn’t the final storyline; just the last one of the school year.

Pogs & Poker: Boys Love Their Little Addicting Games.

Squirrels are Mucho Evil.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: squirrels are evil… Seriously, one time, I had a stare-down face-off with a squirrel.

Bran Muffins.

Pulling a Vroom/Yurk/Joe Martin.

Jimmy’s Influence.

I Heart Maury Povich.