Smashtastic Destructo-Bot.

Smashtastic Destructo-Bot was first introduced (or constructed) here, during the “Rules of Attraction” storyline.

Oh, and it wasn’t the final storyline; just the last one of the school year.

Happy Mom’s Weekend.

Mom’s Weekend is the time where mothers drive down to U of I and (in most cases) get drunk with their children. If I had a video camera, I bet I can convince some maternal units to take off their tops… as they probably sing Neil Diamond songs.

You should see the uncensored version of Drunk Mom’s chest…

Frighteningly True Stories Volume 6: The Like The Busch.

How Seniors are Spending Their Spring Break.

Green Street Will Reek of Beer and Chud Today.

Fact or Fiction? Beyond Belief!

Illini Bingo!

Mike and Trick-Or-Treaters.

Two questions: do children ever go trick-or-treating around UIUC? And why does everyone seem to own that damned Belushi poster?

Last Minute Costume Ideas!

I’d like to thank my roommate Tom for posing for these pics.

This Is College.

A cynical, existentialistic look on college.