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Sep 05

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 8: KidRaper.


Believe it or not, the story is actually true. Back in high school, I overheard someone talking about his new screen name, “Kid Raper,” and I couldn’t stop cracking up. Of course, I the notion of someone idolizing Kid Rock is funny in itself.I also think the poster “I Heart Drug” adds a nice, funny touch.

22
Sep 05

Duder and His Harem.


So what’s the deal between Duder and his harem? Riches, bitches.Everyone seems to enjoy the background banter Duder’s harem provides.

21
Sep 05

Great Women Go Greek Go Go Gadget Purple Monkey Dishwasher!


Every year, the Greek system here at Illinois produce some catchy slogan to promote and encourage young, hapless freshmen into joining a fraternity or sorority. This year’s 2005 Fall Rush slogan was “Great Women Go Greek.”

In case you didn’t know, the “Purple Monkey Dishwasher” is a Simpsons’ quote.

Special thanks go out to the Greeks who helped me out on this one!

20
Sep 05

D.I.K. Rush F.A.Q.


Rumor has it that a certain fraternity (on a national scale) has its pledges raise a puppy and kill it off at initiation. Of course, that’s just a rumor, but for any social group that lives by such secretive rules and conduct (like fraternities and sororities), I wouldn’t count these rumors as false.Furthermore, it still amazes me how such party animals can grow up to be the people who run this country…

19
Sep 05

College Survival Tips: Greek Rush Edition.


So my friend and fellow cartoonist Pat Doran showed this comic to two sorority girls in his class.They were not amused. Pat started laughing uncontrollably.

15
Sep 05

Jeffro’s Ordination Song.


Sufjan Stevens — much to my indie music snob excitement — did come to the University of Illinois, but unfortunately, I could not go.I love making fun of myself and the culture I immerse myself in…

14
Sep 05

World’s Worst Jobs.


I have to tell you, it’s not always easy creating ideas for a comic and then drawing them…

08
Sep 05

Erotic Kitchen Appliance Stories.


This marked the first appearance of ZCC as a toaster since he was initially killed and reincarnated. It was also the real ZCC’s birthday.

30
Aug 05

Indie Rawk Jeffro.


“Plans” is a great album, and I fucking love Ben Gibbard! INDIE POWER GO!

26
Aug 05

Incoming Freshmen.


This was published on the first Friday before the 2005 Fall Semester began, and I can assure you all the incoming students went out and partied that night.Oh freshmen…

Artistically speaking, I enjoyed drawing the leaves’ shadows on Nigel and Randy.


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