But Can They Write? (Matt Yurkanin)

This comic was brought to you by Matt Yurkanin of “Thoughtless” fame. And yes, he was one of few who didn’t use a vagina joke.

But Can They Write? (Dave Chen)

This one is brought to you by my old editor, Dave Chen. One of the earliest submissions, the comic’s simple dialogue cracked me up.

So You Think You Can Do Better?

I held a contest, namely because I was lazy and busy with other work. You can check out the submissions here.

Last Minute Costume Ideas 2.

I happen to be a huge fan of Rachel Ray and her Food Network show, “30 Minute Meals.” I thought including her would be a relatively obscure pop culture reference. Not many people watch the Food Network, but those people simply aren’t way awesome.

The image for “The Sorority Girl” costume comes from a horrible, horrible slasher flick/softcore porn entitled Delta Delta DIE! The basic premise is a bunch of sorority girls (and the house has only 5 girls) entice unwitting college guys into their house, kill them, and then bake them into bake-sale goods. Cannabilistic sorority girls — quite an original plot, I say. Yes, I own the DVD merely for the sake of subjecting my friends to a god-awful movie, and for $9.99 it’s worth it.

Illinois Homecoming Checklist.

Huggably Soft.

Nigel and Randy: Throughout History: Volume 1.

It was incredibly fun to draw and photoshop this comic. It also demonstrates exactly how old Nigel and Randy are… then again, they are supposed to be timeless and immortal.

Bad Pics to Use on Your Facebook Profile.

Another one of my favorite comics. And if you check out my Facebook Account, you can see the second panel as my profile pic!

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There are two things I like about this comic: spoiling “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” and dropping Nick Greene’s name. I swear, I don’t think there’s anyone on Illinois’ campus that doesn’t know Nick Greene.

D.I.K. Rush F.A.Q.

Rumor has it that a certain fraternity (on a national scale) has its pledges raise a puppy and kill it off at initiation. Of course, that’s just a rumor, but for any social group that lives by such secretive rules and conduct (like fraternities and sororities), I wouldn’t count these rumors as false.Furthermore, it still amazes me how such party animals can grow up to be the people who run this country…