Your Mom has the Dreaded Asian Bird Flu Virus.

The Asian Bird Flu Virus is great comedic material.

So, Like, How Did You Spend Your Thanksgiving?

It wasn’t hard trying to think of relatives of Kyle the Duck, which includes Scrooge McDuck, the Aflac Duck, and Buzz from the DI’s old (and best) comic strip, “Blue Rice.”

Feelin’ Kinky and Erotic? Here’s Other Types of Porn…

Don’t You Hate It When That Happens?

The Way I See It.

Last Minute Costume Ideas 2.

I happen to be a huge fan of Rachel Ray and her Food Network show, “30 Minute Meals.” I thought including her would be a relatively obscure pop culture reference. Not many people watch the Food Network, but those people simply aren’t way awesome.

The image for “The Sorority Girl” costume comes from a horrible, horrible slasher flick/softcore porn entitled Delta Delta DIE! The basic premise is a bunch of sorority girls (and the house has only 5 girls) entice unwitting college guys into their house, kill them, and then bake them into bake-sale goods. Cannabilistic sorority girls — quite an original plot, I say. Yes, I own the DVD merely for the sake of subjecting my friends to a god-awful movie, and for $9.99 it’s worth it.

Christian Haunted House 2.

A sequel to this.

Second String.

Peace Pipe.

Illinois Homecoming Checklist.