30
Mar 04

They Buy Books for Mysterious Boxes.


The premiere of Random Chicken, the chicken who appears randomly for no reason whatsoever!The disembodied voice crying “The box! Go for the box!” is a reference to the great Weird Al Yankovic movie, UHF.

11
Feb 04

The Typical Spending Habits of Duder the Stereotypical Frat Boy.


“My unborn fetus craves UV!”

Spoof of those credit card commercials. Like that hasn’t been done before.

06
Feb 04

All-Out Comic War.


Originally, the immediate day after the explosive deaths of all our characters, we were going to fill the comic page with “Felicity’s Way” comics. However, because of scheduling conflicts and a lot of controversy surrounding this comic, the finale (or rather final punchline) of the Comic Wars never came through.

It’s all gravy, however. The Comic Wars were funtastic.

15
Dec 03

Guys, We Need to Talk.


End of the semester cliffhanger: I pretend to kill off all my characters. And there’s nothing better to say Happy Holidays than by exploding people.

02
Dec 03

Phil is Too Lazy to Put Effort His Work Day: Volume 3.


Inspired by Bill Watterson of “Calvin and Hobbes.”

30
Oct 03

A Ghost Story: Part 3.


Rut the ruck?

It was a quick and trite storyline that I needed to wrap up before my special Halloween comic. Like most “Scooby Doo” episodes, there was always a hackneyed ending where the gang unmasked the fake monster. In this case, it was Matt Vroom of “I Hate Pam”. Of course, in this ending, Jill used Scooby as a bat (subsequently killing him).

08
Oct 03

Phil is Too Lazy to Put Effort into His Work Day.


I had a Molecular & Cellular Biology test that day…

19
Sep 03

Phil is Too Lazy to Put Effort into His Work Day.


The “Too Lazy To Work” series are pre-planned strips just in case I’m too busy to draw a new one. In my opinion, they’re pretty funny in itself. Simplicity can be great.

18
Sep 03

McKinley Heath Center.


University of Illinois’ McKinley Health Center isn’t all that great. Their healthcare is subpar, but they do provide free condoms.

Later, I redrew Death as a sexy, punk-goth chick.


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