If AIM Profiles Ruled the World.

One of the more popular comics, because well, this comic speaks the truth about the inanity of AIM profiles.

Just Give Me Jesus.

Does anyone like Christians who go door-to-door and try to spread the good word of the Lord? Maybe the next time those folks come by my door, I’ll say, “I’m a practicing Satanist! Avada Kedavra!” and then slam the door on them…

Fall Preview.

What’s in store for the Fall 2004 comics?

Frighteningly True Stories.

True story!

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 3.

Now I’ve never seen The Passion, but I can only speculate how it ends… fiery, explosive finish and Jesus gets the girl.

Spring Break Recap.

This is where I revamped Chris’s character design: I gave him a hat and black hair…. I guess to match me more.

Toxicity.

Drawn briefly after Britney Spears released her “Toxic” music video. Of course, who doesn’t want to slap Britney Spears when she’s talking?

Interlude: Time Machine.

A quick interlude during the Rules of Attraction storyline, whose origial run started in February 2004.

Anyway, all the DI artists and I collaborated on a single theme that day, and we all had to include the line, “We’re going back…! …To the future, Marty!”

Here are the rest of the cartoonists’ Back to the Future comics:

Matt Vroom’s “I Hate Pam”

Pat Doran’s “The Way Life Should Be”

Matt Yurkanin’s “Thoughtless”

4 Types of Drunks.

Pat Doran’s “The Way Life Should Be” was above mine.

Collect Call.

Okay, so I cheated on this one. So sue me. Nevertheless, wouldn’t it be cool to actually have God put in a good word for you? Getting His collect call, however…