20
Sep 05

D.I.K. Rush F.A.Q.


Rumor has it that a certain fraternity (on a national scale) has its pledges raise a puppy and kill it off at initiation. Of course, that’s just a rumor, but for any social group that lives by such secretive rules and conduct (like fraternities and sororities), I wouldn’t count these rumors as false.Furthermore, it still amazes me how such party animals can grow up to be the people who run this country…

19
Sep 05

College Survival Tips: Greek Rush Edition.


So my friend and fellow cartoonist Pat Doran showed this comic to two sorority girls in his class.They were not amused. Pat started laughing uncontrollably.

14
Sep 05

World’s Worst Jobs.


I have to tell you, it’s not always easy creating ideas for a comic and then drawing them…

06
Sep 05

Inspired by MichaelMoore.com, CNN, The Village Voice, and Caroline Mitgang.


I was apprehensive, at first, about publishing this comic. I didn’t want to appear too insensitive or trivialize such a horrible tragedy. However, after watching the news — especially the angry remarks from the New Orleans mayor — and reading up on some stuff on the web, I felt compelled to criticize the government’s apparent apathetic reaction.I’m trying to see all of this on an objective level, despite my liberal point-of-views. Yes, this was a tremendous catastrophe that would have happened even if we were prepared and no, Bush had no way of stopping the hurricane; it’s fucking mother nature. Nevertheless, the government’s way of handling the aftermath of Katrina was incredibly idiotic and disgusting. I sympathize with the New Orlean residents’ anger, sadness, and resentment.

28
Aug 05

I Hate Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren.


Honestly, I really don’t like Nancy Grace or her show. Her news coverage is sentimental clap-trap-crap. Maybe I just don’t like people with Southern accents…

26
Aug 05

Incoming Freshmen.


This was published on the first Friday before the 2005 Fall Semester began, and I can assure you all the incoming students went out and partied that night.Oh freshmen…

Artistically speaking, I enjoyed drawing the leaves’ shadows on Nigel and Randy.

22
Aug 05

How I Spent My Summer Vacation.


So it begins again… The comic is pretty self-explanatory — and it’s all true!

25
May 05

We Need a Toaster / The Sixth Roommate.


The Sausage-Fest crew gains a 6th roommate, ZCC. In later comics, however, ZCC’s face appears on the toaster; I love drawing his face, namely stippling in his beard.

And so ends year 2.

24
May 05

A Box of Legos.


This was around the time when Pope John Paul II and comedian Mitch Hedberg passed away.

Lastly, it’s really cool that Death likes to play the PS2 and has pigtails.

20
May 05

Unexpected Terror!


My favorite part of drawing this comic was the rain and the soft glow it casts on everyone.

Oh, and the Smashtastic Destructo-Bot returns. Full circle, folks.


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