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May 05

A Conversation with Death.


Who knew there’d be so many synonyms and aliases for The Grim Reaper?

Despite Death’s appearance here, I should note that he/she should not have a specific gender but merely exist as an androgynous entity. ZCC’s just, well, a pervert.

And the Amish are scary… Am I afraid to say that? No, BECAUSE THEY DON’T USE THE INTERNET! BWAHAHA!

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Apr 05

Doom Doom Doom Doom.


The lyrics are from Alkaline Trio’s “Mercy Me.” At the time, the real ZCC was into that song.

In this comic, I wanted to include something with Optimus Prime, “Death Missiles of Annihilation,” and Anime Mecha-style missile attacks.

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Apr 05

Hash Wednesday.


I once had a roommate who smoked weed almost everyday, and I could tell he was lighting up from the smell emanating from his bedroom. He is perhaps one of the most sensible and responsible people I have ever met.

On the day of April 20th, a lot of people’s away messages advocated the ganja. Dang hippies, then again it’s college…

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Apr 05

Happy Mom’s Weekend.


Mom’s Weekend is the time where mothers drive down to U of I and (in most cases) get drunk with their children. If I had a video camera, I bet I can convince some maternal units to take off their tops… as they probably sing Neil Diamond songs.

You should see the uncensored version of Drunk Mom’s chest…

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Oct 04

Last Minute Costume Ideas!


I’d like to thank my roommate Tom for posing for these pics.


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