15
Apr 04

Things to Do When You Graduate and You’re Still Unemployed.


People don’t think about it, but after graduation is scary. This comic serves as a reminder, as well as stuff this comic with as many characters as possible.

18
Mar 04

4 Types of Spring-Breakers.


Which one are you?

11
Feb 04

The Typical Spending Habits of Duder the Stereotypical Frat Boy.


“My unborn fetus craves UV!”

Spoof of those credit card commercials. Like that hasn’t been done before.

06
Feb 04

All-Out Comic War.


Originally, the immediate day after the explosive deaths of all our characters, we were going to fill the comic page with “Felicity’s Way” comics. However, because of scheduling conflicts and a lot of controversy surrounding this comic, the finale (or rather final punchline) of the Comic Wars never came through.

It’s all gravy, however. The Comic Wars were funtastic.

30
Jan 04

Kyle the Duck and the Booze-Monkey.


You never know what bartenders are doing behind the bar, so be sure to treat them nicely and to tip them properly.

27
Jan 04

College Survival Tips: Volume 5.


What’s with college kids building erotic snow sculptures? Additionally, what’s with college kids like Matt Vroom’s “I Hate Pam” comic more than mine? Oh wait, it’s hot.

04
Dec 03
03
Dec 03

College Survival Tips: Volume 4.


The informal introduction of Caitline the Psycho-Bitc Ex-Girlfriend.

31
Oct 03

Halloween Tips.


It’s a proven fact that a lot of college students dress up in ridiculous costumes and go out to Halloween parties.

On a less ridiculous but all too redundant note, why do college girls always dress up as a cat for Halloween? When I saw “The Office” Halloween episode in 2005, I couldn’t stop laughing when all the females came to work dressed up as cats.

20
Oct 03

The U of I Whore.


I created the U of I Whore after noticing a lot of people, on a regular day, just wearing too much University of Illinois clothes — shirt, hat, even pants that say “Illinois” on the ass. I happen to find too much school spirit to be very disturbing.


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