Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.

For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

The Sausage-Fest Guide On How To Annoy People: Volume 1.

Making made-up drinks is fun, and the raunchier and the more inappropriate it is, the more fun you’ll have.

The Lesbian Bar.

Seliena the PC FAA Student… a lesbian?

Practical Advice from Nigel & Randy: Volume 1.

Get published by sending your questions to Nigel and Randy!

College Milestones.

I never did reach any of these milestones. In fact, I died three days before turning 21. Shot by the mafia.

4 Types of Spring-Breakers.

Which one are you?

The Typical Spending Habits of Duder the Stereotypical Frat Boy.

“My unborn fetus craves UV!”

Spoof of those credit card commercials. Like that hasn’t been done before.

Kyle the Duck and the Booze-Monkey.

You never know what bartenders are doing behind the bar, so be sure to treat them nicely and to tip them properly.

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 2.

True story! Some random chick my friend Zach knew asked that very question. And the real Jeffro was passed out at the bar…