I Just Watched Saved.

Inspired by the movie Saved!. Also inspired by my youth.

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.

For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

Romeo and Juliet… PUNK’D!

I mean, it’s the perfect prank!

As Political As This Comic Will Get.

Drawn for Fourth of July. In retrospect, despite the title, I have gotten a little more political in some of my comics.

That Guy Who’s Always In Front of Best Buy.

I honestly get hurt if I don’t get my greeting when I enter Best Buy.

Taking Ideas from Other Comics.

It’s sad that no one really got the “Felicity’s Way” joke. Oh well.

Of the comics I spoofed (if you haven’t noticed already): “Dilbert”, “Peanuts”, “Love Is..”, and “The Boondocks.” And is it me, or did they pull “The Boondocks” out of the Chicago Tribune?

Alcohol is Also Your Anti-Drug.

Anyone else find it incredibly ironic that Caffeinated Tim is telling Aaron that he has a drug problem? Oh, the layers of comedy!

Caroline is a Bitch.

Caroline wanted to do a comic for me, which meant taking the day before’s comic and rewording it. And yes, the last panel is a Super Troopers quote.

Captain Planet (Amanda Beltramini Wrote This Comic).

I never could understand how “Heart” can be special power. Then again, I never could understand Captain Planet’s mullet.

Black on Black.

Parking in Urbana-Champaign, particularly within campus limits, is not only hard to find, but the parking police are real assmunches. They’ll ticket you if you’re a minute late, and the police amount over a million dollars a year in parking tickets. Pays for their donuts, I guess.