I always say you can’t have a proper storyline without Duder the Stereotypical Frat Boy. The mention of VD Chalmers is a spoof of CO Daniels (my ex-employers at the DI prohibited me from using the official names of real bars), a local Champaign-Urbana bar that caters to idiot freshmen and skanky Greeks.
Oh, and keep watch for site changes; I’m adding a few spiffy graphics to the pages.
Believe it or not, the story is actually true. Back in high school, I overheard someone talking about his new screen name, “Kid Raper,” and I couldn’t stop cracking up. Of course, I the notion of someone idolizing Kid Rock is funny in itself.I also think the poster “I Heart Drug” adds a nice, funny touch.
Sufjan Stevens — much to my indie music snob excitement — did come to the University of Illinois, but unfortunately, I could not go.I love making fun of myself and the culture I immerse myself in…
“Plans” is a great album, and I fucking love Ben Gibbard! INDIE POWER GO!
Honestly, I really don’t like Nancy Grace or her show. Her news coverage is sentimental clap-trap-crap. Maybe I just don’t like people with Southern accents…
I’m sorry, but everyone knows Kentucky Fried Chicken is delicious. And seriously, who doesn’t use the couch cushions as a makeshift napkin?
