This Is College.

A cynical, existentialistic look on college.

Snow White and the Seven Sexually-Transmitted Dwarves.

You have to wonder if any of the dwarves made a pass at Snow White. Then again, it’s seven men living together, so chances are they were gay.

If AIM Profiles Ruled the World.

One of the more popular comics, because well, this comic speaks the truth about the inanity of AIM profiles.

Conception.

Worst way to be conceived…

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.

For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

Duder’s Harem Reduced.

A lot of people do go home for the summer… and clearly, Duder’s harem of idiots have been reduced to three.

Pulling Out All The Punches.

The last comic of my first year. A summation of everything college, I suppose.

College Milestones.

I never did reach any of these milestones. In fact, I died three days before turning 21. Shot by the mafia.

Caffeinated Tim Returns.

This comic is one of many that shows Jen working at a coffee shop. I suppose, being the level-headed of all the characters, it’s not unusual for her to have a normal job. Oh, and frat boys really do snort coke.