College Survival Tips: Spring Break Edition.

I never went anywhere for Spring Break. Instead, I wrote cynical and sarcastic comics about Spring Breakers.

Sausage-Fest Character Profiles #1.

Character profiles on three characters: Lizzy, Kyle the Duck, and Mike.

All’s Well That Ends Well.

A sweet ending to a moderately wild and wacky storyline.

Many of the integral characters were introduced in this story arc — including Duder and Lizzy. I feel that the relationship between Lizzy and Chris is sure to blossom, even at the risk of vomit and arson. Love at first site?

Disaster.

I guess I was too lazy to show Chris setting Lizzy on fire, but I find Jeffro and Jen’s peanut gallery commentary to suffice.

Nigel, Randy, and the Unattainable British Love Interest.

The drawing of Lizzy here depicts what she looks like in the rest of the comic strips; I think the difference between this one and yesterday’s are the shapes of the eyes and nose.

As for Nigel and Randy, I find Nigel’s use of “Goddammit” to be ironic — perhaps in some blasphemous way…

And what did ever happen to Kelly Osbourne?

The Unattainable British Love Interest.

I liked how I drew Lizzy in this one, although she does look a little bit different in later strips. I had to consult a British slang dictionary for her dialogue.

The band of Jeff’s shirt, the Wenkas, is a now defunct band of my friend, ZCC.