Bananarama.

The site was indeed temporary…

How would it feel going to your own reasonably priced funeral anyway?

Pat Doran: My Love, My One and Only.

Pat Doran’s comic had been really lovesick lately.

And Dave Chen, my editor, really is a robot.

How Seniors are Spending Their Spring Break.

Cliffhanger!

What Will John Ashcroft Do Now That He Resigned?

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

Just Give Me Jesus.

Does anyone like Christians who go door-to-door and try to spread the good word of the Lord? Maybe the next time those folks come by my door, I’ll say, “I’m a practicing Satanist! Avada Kedavra!” and then slam the door on them…

Swords.

Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Tasks of the O.A.R. Ninja, Muscle of the Office of Admissions and Records.

The Office and Admissions Record Ninja is a fun character, and I feel I under-utilized her this semester.

Notes: Lincoln Hall is lecture hall that’s literally falling apart and is in desperate need of repair. UI-Integrate system is the way students register for classes; at first, it was confusing to use. Parkland is a local community college near U of I.

Indie Rawk Jeffro Versus Caitlin the Psycho-Bitch Ex-Girlfriend.

The entire dialogue was based on an insult made by Winston Churchill.