Snow White and the Seven Sexually-Transmitted Dwarves.

You have to wonder if any of the dwarves made a pass at Snow White. Then again, it’s seven men living together, so chances are they were gay.

Conception.

Worst way to be conceived…

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

I-PODS GIVE YOU CANCER.

I don’t own an i-Pod, but with their sudden popularity, you need to wonder what if it really did cause cancer? I mean, remember the advent of cellphones, and how they were rumoured to cause brain tumors?

I wish I had an i-Pod…

Sticky Floors and Sticky Women.

For those of you who don’t know what Kam’s is, it’s a sleazy campus bar that attracts all naive freshmen, slutty sorority girls, and dickweed frat doods. They charge you up the ass for a simple cover, and it’s hot and crowded bar area resembles a meat-packing plant that pumps out crappy top-40 hits.

I actually never been there until late in my senior year, and it was a very traumitizing experience… I took multiple showers afterwards to scrub the filth and shame off me. To this day, my night at Kam’s is a tender subject with my psychiatrist.

Practical Advice from Nigel and Randy: Volume 1.

When I wrote this comic, I never expected Lindsey Lohan to be as big as she is today. Feel free to send Nigel and Randy some of your problems. They’re more certified than any psychiatrist or therapist to help you out!

Punk’d!

POISON’D!
Whatever did happen to “Punk’d,” by the way?

Nymphocycline.

Everything nowadays is calorie-free, carb-free, Atkins-friendly, and whatnot…. why not birth control? My friend Lindsey came up with “Nymphocycline.”

Mary-Kate is a Sexy Twig.

I could see the Olson Twins turning into drug addicts; working with Bob Saget.

My favorite part of the comic: Chris’s reflection in the coffee. I think I executed that well.

Duder’s Harem Reduced.

A lot of people do go home for the summer… and clearly, Duder’s harem of idiots have been reduced to three.