Cluckin’ Tattoo Regrets.

Go Go Power Rangers!All the roommates are featured in this comic — Aaron, Mike, Indie Rawk Jeffro, Kyle the Duck, ZCC, and Chris.

Erotic Kitchen Appliance Stories.

This marked the first appearance of ZCC as a toaster since he was initially killed and reincarnated. It was also the real ZCC’s birthday.

Textcrooks.

The chicken/bookstore stuff is a reference to this comic.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

So it begins again… The comic is pretty self-explanatory — and it’s all true!

Aaron Eats a Burger with Fixin’s.

Doing drugs is bad. Unless it makes you feel good. So do drugs if it makes you feel good, which is not bad. Don’t talk to strangers!

And yes, Aaron will do anything, as long as it gets him high. Believe me, he certainly doesn’t talk to strangers. Strange, talking sandwiches, however, are a different story…

Life’s a Bitch.

I’m sorry, but everyone knows Kentucky Fried Chicken is delicious. And seriously, who doesn’t use the couch cushions as a makeshift napkin?

There Can Be Only One.

How many sci-fi movie references can I squish into a single strip?

Second question: does it seem that ZCC have OCD? Hey, that rhymes!

Hash Wednesday.

I once had a roommate who smoked weed almost everyday, and I could tell he was lighting up from the smell emanating from his bedroom. He is perhaps one of the most sensible and responsible people I have ever met.

On the day of April 20th, a lot of people’s away messages advocated the ganja. Dang hippies, then again it’s college…

How Many S’s in “Assassin?”

Mike and Trick-Or-Treaters.

Two questions: do children ever go trick-or-treating around UIUC? And why does everyone seem to own that damned Belushi poster?