Duder and His Harem.

So what’s the deal between Duder and his harem? Riches, bitches.Everyone seems to enjoy the background banter Duder’s harem provides.

Great Women Go Greek Go Go Gadget Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

Every year, the Greek system here at Illinois produce some catchy slogan to promote and encourage young, hapless freshmen into joining a fraternity or sorority. This year’s 2005 Fall Rush slogan was “Great Women Go Greek.”

In case you didn’t know, the “Purple Monkey Dishwasher” is a Simpsons’ quote.

Special thanks go out to the Greeks who helped me out on this one!

Hollaback Girl.

Car beats squirrel.
Toilet beats toilet paper.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrom beats fetus.
Factory hot dog processing machine beats raccoon.
Rock beats scissors.
But nothing beats banana!

Any reincarnation of ZCC will have the trademark hair curl.

Return of Seliena the PC FAA Student.

Amanda Beltramini Really Helped Me With This Comic.

Cliffhanger!

Snow White and the Seven Sexually-Transmitted Dwarves.

You have to wonder if any of the dwarves made a pass at Snow White. Then again, it’s seven men living together, so chances are they were gay.

Conception.

Worst way to be conceived…

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!

The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

Nymphocycline.

Everything nowadays is calorie-free, carb-free, Atkins-friendly, and whatnot…. why not birth control? My friend Lindsey came up with “Nymphocycline.”