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Aug 05

How I Spent My Summer Vacation.


So it begins again… The comic is pretty self-explanatory — and it’s all true!

15
Apr 05

Happy Mom’s Weekend.


Mom’s Weekend is the time where mothers drive down to U of I and (in most cases) get drunk with their children. If I had a video camera, I bet I can convince some maternal units to take off their tops… as they probably sing Neil Diamond songs.

You should see the uncensored version of Drunk Mom’s chest…

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Mar 05
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Mar 05
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Nov 04
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Oct 04

Halloween Tips 2004.


Dressing my characters in Halloween costumes is a yearly tradition.

19
Oct 04

This Is College.


A cynical, existentialistic look on college.

14
Sep 04

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!


The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

08
Sep 04

You Drink. You Drive. You Lose. (Oliver Chang Helped Me Create This Comic)


This comic was a spoof of a PSA commercial. The actual promo starts off with a cop pulling over a blatantly intoxicated driver. When the policeman asks the driver if he’d been drinking, the driver honestly and openly says, “Yeah, just a few!” Then the words “YOU DRINK. YOU DRIVE. YOU LOSE.” appear on the screen.

Now I don’t encourage drinking and driving… unless you’re really good at it or you drove to the bar and it’s a really long walk back to your apartment. Then you have my half-consent.

22
Jun 04

Duder’s Harem Reduced.


A lot of people do go home for the summer… and clearly, Duder’s harem of idiots have been reduced to three.


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