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Oct 05
29
Sep 05

Bad Pics to Use on Your Facebook Profile.


Another one of my favorite comics. And if you check out my Facebook Account, you can see the second panel as my profile pic!

15
Apr 05

Happy Mom’s Weekend.


Mom’s Weekend is the time where mothers drive down to U of I and (in most cases) get drunk with their children. If I had a video camera, I bet I can convince some maternal units to take off their tops… as they probably sing Neil Diamond songs.

You should see the uncensored version of Drunk Mom’s chest…

28
Mar 05
21
Feb 05
14
Oct 04

5 Things Kyle the Duck Says During an Orgasm.


I was running low on ideas and overwhelmed by midterms, so I asked a friend to write the dialogue for this comic. Worked well, I think.

14
Sep 04

Think Greek. Fall Rush 2004!


The fraternities and sororities on campus came up with the slogan “Think Greek” for the 2004 Fall Rush.

01
Sep 04

Practical Advice from Nigel and Randy: Volume 1.


When I wrote this comic, I never expected Lindsey Lohan to be as big as she is today. Feel free to send Nigel and Randy some of your problems. They’re more certified than any psychiatrist or therapist to help you out!

06
Aug 04

Fall Preview.


What’s in store for the Fall 2004 comics?

20
Jul 04

Great Sex and Ham.


I started reading Dr. Seuss’s (that’s a lot of “S’s”) Green Eggs and Ham. I’m halfway done.


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