04
May 05
Burger King’s Tendercrisp sandwiches are delicious and are great coping mechanisms when you’ve lost someone. When my grandfather passed, I could only find solace in the King’s breaded chicken.
It’s also true that Champaign is synonymous with a lot of crime, and the outer limits of the area really are full of drug dealers.
Blogs… what can’t they tell you?
16
Sep 04
Worst way to be conceived…
01
Sep 04
When I wrote this comic, I never expected Lindsey Lohan to be as big as she is today. Feel free to send Nigel and Randy some of your problems. They’re more certified than any psychiatrist or therapist to help you out!
20
Jul 04
I started reading Dr. Seuss’s (that’s a lot of “S’s”)
Green Eggs and Ham. I’m halfway done.
04
May 04
You can’t go wrong with masturbation jokes…
31
Mar 04
This remains one of the more popular comics because, seriously, who hasn’t heard their neighbor having sex?
05
Mar 04
Another interlude to the
Rules of Attraction storyline. It is also the first appearance of John Wilkes Embryo, a very popular (albeit contraversial) character.
30
Jan 04
You never know what bartenders are doing behind the bar, so be sure to treat them nicely and to tip them properly.