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Jul 04Swords.
Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.
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Jul 04The Sausage-Fest Guide On How To Annoy People: Volume 1.
Making made-up drinks is fun, and the raunchier and the more inappropriate it is, the more fun you’ll have.
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May 04Taking Ideas from Other Comics.
It’s sad that no one really got the “Felicity’s Way” joke. Oh well.
Of the comics I spoofed (if you haven’t noticed already): “Dilbert”, “Peanuts”, “Love Is..”, and “The Boondocks.” And is it me, or did they pull “The Boondocks” out of the Chicago Tribune?
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May 04College Milestones.
I never did reach any of these milestones. In fact, I died three days before turning 21. Shot by the mafia.
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Apr 04Captain Planet (Amanda Beltramini Wrote This Comic).
I never could understand how “Heart” can be special power. Then again, I never could understand Captain Planet’s mullet.
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Apr 04Care Bears?
Once you think about it, making people happy by shining a tummy-ray on them isn’t exactly a great superpower…
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Mar 04Rejected Sausage-Fest Characters.
Another interlude to the Rules of Attraction storyline. It is also the first appearance of John Wilkes Embryo, a very popular (albeit contraversial) character.
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Dec 03Guys, We Need to Talk.
End of the semester cliffhanger: I pretend to kill off all my characters. And there’s nothing better to say Happy Holidays than by exploding people.
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Dec 03An Excuse to Draw Many, Many Squirrels.
The squirrel, Booker T, is the comic character from Matt Yurkanin’s “Thoughtless”.
