College Survival Tips: Greek Rush Edition.

So my friend and fellow cartoonist Pat Doran showed this comic to two sorority girls in his class.They were not amused. Pat started laughing uncontrollably.

Indie Rawk Jeffro.

“Plans” is a great album, and I fucking love Ben Gibbard! INDIE POWER GO!

Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

Burger King’s Tendercrisp sandwiches are delicious and are great coping mechanisms when you’ve lost someone. When my grandfather passed, I could only find solace in the King’s breaded chicken.

It’s also true that Champaign is synonymous with a lot of crime, and the outer limits of the area really are full of drug dealers.

Blogs… what can’t they tell you?

Ninja Love.

Fact or Fiction? Beyond Belief!

Christian Haunted House.

Swords.

Swords is a stupid, drunk frat-boy-esque game. I admit, I played it once, and since then I’ve had penis envy — which, by the way, is one of the 7 deadly sins.

Exclusive! Other Inspector Gadget Gadgets Revealed!

Who didn’t love that show?

Poor, Dirty Hippy-Skater.

I had to photoshop Matt Yurkanin’s characters. Also, the resulting leakage of Yurk’s clogged toilet continues onto the very controversial “I Hate Pam” comic. Why the Daily Illini still has this comic up demonstrates their idiocy. Ooh, did I say that?

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 2.

True story! Some random chick my friend Zach knew asked that very question. And the real Jeffro was passed out at the bar…