Hollaback Girl.

Car beats squirrel.
Toilet beats toilet paper.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrom beats fetus.
Factory hot dog processing machine beats raccoon.
Rock beats scissors.
But nothing beats banana!

Any reincarnation of ZCC will have the trademark hair curl.

Murphy Brown’s.

When your town is getting destroyed by a giant robot, what would you do? Go to Murphy Brown’s Pub, of course!

Squirrels are Mucho Evil.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: squirrels are evil… Seriously, one time, I had a stare-down face-off with a squirrel.

A Completely Non-Sequitur April Fool’s Comic.

This year for April Fool’s Day, the other cartoonists and I decided to make some Mad Lib comics. Make up your own adventure, I guess.

Bran Muffins.

Christian Haunted House.

5 Things Kyle the Duck Says During an Orgasm.

I was running low on ideas and overwhelmed by midterms, so I asked a friend to write the dialogue for this comic. Worked well, I think.

Can Kyle Fly?

Kyle is a duck. He can do anything.

LiveJournals Througout the Ages.

Yes, LJs (much less technology) didn’t exist during most of these times, but if they existed… we would coin the term “emo” a looooong time ago.

Are Animals That Stupid?

Interstate 57 is a rural highway that students use to get to Champaign from Chicago (or anywhere in northern Illinois). As such, a lot of dead animals (raccoons, birds, possums, and even deer) are found along the road.

From my own experiences, there have been several times that birds will swoop down into the middle of oncoming traffic (not avoiding the airspace just above speeding cars) and barely hit my car. My question is, are these type of animals stupid or simply suicidal? If the latter, I feel sorry for them. They have many an offspring to live for…