Does anyone like Christians who go door-to-door and try to spread the good word of the Lord? Maybe the next time those folks come by my door, I’ll say, “I’m a practicing Satanist! Avada Kedavra!” and then slam the door on them…
POISON’D!
Whatever did happen to “Punk’d,” by the way?
It’s true; after the first week no one ever goes to any Friday classes. Usually, since no one picks up the paper on Friday, I publish a rerun comic.
Interstate 57 is a rural highway that students use to get to Champaign from Chicago (or anywhere in northern Illinois). As such, a lot of dead animals (raccoons, birds, possums, and even deer) are found along the road.
From my own experiences, there have been several times that birds will swoop down into the middle of oncoming traffic (not avoiding the airspace just above speeding cars) and barely hit my car. My question is, are these type of animals stupid or simply suicidal? If the latter, I feel sorry for them. They have many an offspring to live for…
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During the first days of moving back to U of I, I went to the nearby grocery store. Everywhere I turned, I saw blue and orange Chief Illiniwek/Illini gear. Does everybody have to know that you/your offspring go to school here? It’s not like we knew otherwise….
School pride. Go figure.
Did anyone see the 2004 Summer Olympics?
