Kyle the Duck and the Booze-Monkey.

You never know what bartenders are doing behind the bar, so be sure to treat them nicely and to tip them properly.

4 Types of Drunks.

Pat Doran’s “The Way Life Should Be” was above mine.

Fuck Winter! Fuck School!

I drew this a week after class resumed from Winter Break, and several snow storms hit the area. A lot of the sentiments reflected that of the student body, and it’s obvious why this particular comic is one of the most popular ones.

College Survival Tips: Volume 5.

What’s with college kids building erotic snow sculptures? Additionally, what’s with college kids like Matt Vroom’s “I Hate Pam” comic more than mine? Oh wait, it’s hot.

Frighteningly True Stories: Volume 2.

True story! Some random chick my friend Zach knew asked that very question. And the real Jeffro was passed out at the bar…

And That’s the Punchline.

So it was all a dream Chris had, including the entire cast exploding…I wanted to make “Felicity’s Way” to have a five-day run, but everyone was so upset and disgusted by the four comics, I had no choice but to bring back Sausage-Fest prematurely. Oh well, I had fun playing this practical joke on everyone, and every time I reread the “Felicity’s Way” comics, I crack up.

Period.

I really enjoyed drawing “Felicity’s Way” under the alias Felicity Mills… my bosses and the readers (most of them, that is) were not as amused. My editor told me to put Nigel and Randy, just to assure everyone that Sausage-Fest was coming back.

Women’s Kryptonite.

I wanted the comic to emulate “Cathy” or something. I think I succeeded.

Colder Than My Ex-Boyfriend!

I find the utter blandness of the comic to be, well, funny.

Felicity’s Way.

After last semester’s cliffhanger, all of the Sausage-Fest characters appeared dead. In their stead, a student named Felicity Mills “took over my spot” with her poorly-drawn, unhumorous, fem-comic, “Felicity’s Way.”

Needless to say, a lot of people were outraged at the overall crappiness of “Felicity’s Way.”