Seliena the PC FAA Student VS. The U of I Whore.

As many of you U of Iers know, there is a huge debate over the University of Illinois’ mascot, Chief Illiniwek. Many people — particularly alumni who hold onto old traditions — advocate the Chief. Others deem the mascot to be very discriminatory towards Native Americans. The campus is pretty much split. As for me, I’m just apathetic and am taking advantage over the whole situation.

Seliena the PC FAA Student is the perfect character to represent the Anti-Chief crowd, while the U of I Whore represents the latter. Of course, the football team has been sucking the past few years, so it doesn’t make sense to be very proud of the school.

The U of I Whore.

I created the U of I Whore after noticing a lot of people, on a regular day, just wearing too much University of Illinois clothes — shirt, hat, even pants that say “Illinois” on the ass. I happen to find too much school spirit to be very disturbing.

Enter the Administration Ninja.

More new characters! The O.A.R (Office of Admissions and Records) Ninja is the embodiment of the administration of the University of Illinois. I mean, seriously, there’s nothing more sneaky and brutal as the faculty here at Illinois!

Decorative flower vase.

Rivals of Obscure Music and Weird Bands.

Dedicated to all the hipsters…

This marks the debut of Zach XbleedmyheartdryX a.k.a. ZCC. Though Jeffro and him initially appear as rivals, they ultimately become friends and even roommates.

There’s an alternate, more sexual comic, but I have to find it first.

College Survival Tips: Volume 2.

This was drawn during the 2003 Baseball season when the Chicago Cubs were doing pretty well.

All’s Well That Ends Well.

A sweet ending to a moderately wild and wacky storyline.

Many of the integral characters were introduced in this story arc — including Duder and Lizzy. I feel that the relationship between Lizzy and Chris is sure to blossom, even at the risk of vomit and arson. Love at first site?

Best. Party. Ever.

The aftermath of the Delta Iota Kappa party… chockful with references to past jokes!

And don’t bother calling the number at the bottom… Bryan graduated.

Disaster.

I guess I was too lazy to show Chris setting Lizzy on fire, but I find Jeffro and Jen’s peanut gallery commentary to suffice.

It Hits Ya Like a Truck.

I think one of the best ways to start a conversation with people is to ask them their major. Sure, it seems really cliched, but it’s a great catalyst for a decent conversation. Of course, I recommend not drinking an entire cup of grain alcohol beforehand, unless you want to come off as a blithering, drunken asshole.

Drinking a lot does hit you like a truck… and as you will soon see, leads to utter disaster.

Phil is Too Lazy to Put Effort into His Work Day.

I had a Molecular & Cellular Biology test that day…